What I don’t get
How is it that a TV can hypnotize a child so.
You all know that look. They stare and you can see that they are not taking in anything but the TV. You can tell them that they can have a whole slab of chocolate but they won’t hear. They are in a zone and you are not a part of it.
Why is it that the road always longer on the way back from vacation?
How is it that it rains the day you wash your car?
Why do my kids always fall or hurt their faces just before we have our annual family photos taken?
Why do food taste better when it’s not you who made it?
My brother and sister-in-law says the the best meals are those you didn’t have to prepare yourself. Gotta agree.
Why do my hips grow faster than my hair?
Maybe if I stop feeding my hips the energy will be redirected to my hair and I’ll have my long hair back sooner. Yes, I’m still not happy with my hair.
How did Quintus go from that tiny baby in my arms to the little boy who is going to “big” school in January? I still see him as being three.
How do men manage to sleep through a baby’s crying?
Not just that – the light going on. Mom talking to their baby. Giving their baby medication.
Why does a woman have to carry a baby for nine months and go through the pain of labour before she can be called Mom but a man gets to be a Father by default.
What’s the use of spam?
Honestly! Does anyone really read it? If they can get it right to send spam with the subject of something I’m interested in, why do they send spam that offers to increase the size of my penis?