My name is Zander. Please don’t tell mom that I can type and read
she might just think I’m some kind of freak.
I’m the youngest of three children. All boys mind you. I see mom has this book “The art of Parenting” next to her bed and I thought it a good idea to page through it. I mean if she has this book then she probably feels that she is losing control over us and needs some help? Maybe I can give her a few tips. Help her out. Make sure how to be a good boy.
You must be joking!!!! I’m a BOY!!!! I’m not reading this to help HER. I’m reading this to help US. Now that I know the tricks in this book, I’m the one with the advantage!