Super Mom

Thursday jokes

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. 

Seconds after going into the laundry, he shouted, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’

 ‘It depends,’ I replied.  ‘What does it say on your shirt?’

 He yelled back, ‘ University of Oklahoma .’

 (And they say blondes are dumb.)





A couple are lying in bed.

The man says, ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.’

 The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…’





‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he came out of the shower.

‘Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’

 ‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.






Q:  What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?


A:  A rumour






Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him; and Patience to cope with his moods;

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death.






Q:  Why do little boys whine?
A:  They are practicing to be men. 


Q:  What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A:  You did not hold the pillow down long enough.


Q:  How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A:  Rename the mail folder ‘Instruction Manual.’


Evolution of the woman



Evolution of the man


Just joking guys.  We still love you 😉


7 responses

  1. mybloggylife

    So hilarious. I love the “real” ones 😉

    November 13, 2008 at 5:55 pm

  2. This was a breath of fresh air. I needed a good chuckle.

    November 14, 2008 at 8:02 am

  3. LOL LOL LOL! Thanks for the laugh!

    November 14, 2008 at 6:01 pm

  4. O my goodness those are funny! Thanks for the laughs, I needed that today.

    November 14, 2008 at 7:22 pm

  5. Calling Him Out

    Thanks for the laughs, needed them!

    November 15, 2008 at 12:22 am

  6. mndan

    a laat happy aniversary hoor. Ek weet darem hoe om my hemp te was:)

    November 16, 2008 at 10:41 am

  7. Eva

    A car bumper sticker I love: Women who seek to be like men lack ambition… actually my husband and some other male friends think that’s right!

    November 25, 2008 at 5:36 am

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