Q & A
Since I was feeling very down and tearful, I wanted to write a deep and painful post. Decided against it and instead answered some questions.
In a zombie attack, will you hide, fight back, or just blend in?
Hide. That would scare the crap out of me.
No matter how badly I needed the money, I’d never…
sell my body, soul, laptop or cellphone (okay…just joking on last two)
What question should they ask Miss America or Miss Universe contestants?
Why do you think walking up and down in a costume, with no pool in sight, is necessary?
Who do you take after? Mom or Dad?
Probably a bit of both
You can see my place, but don’t look in my…
urgh…I have a big home that was built be a seriously insane builder. My kitchen is right opposite my bedroom….so when you walk into my kitchen, please don’t look into my bedroom.
My friends would shocked if they knew…
every single thing about me
I’d be the happiest person in the whole world if…
I could protect my children and keep them happy
What memory would you rather forget?
Somewhere from the age 9 to 12
What celebrity do people say you look like?
The sitcom about my life would be named…
“You can’t keep up with us” —- no Kardasian for us
We should criminalize…
Julius Malema….oh wait, he already is
What are three ways you’re making the world a better place?
Raising three amazing boys. Making sure my clients pay their taxes lol Creating memories for my kids
How many hours of sleep do you need?
Eight. I must sleep
I wish husband would…
I should not answer this question today.
What’s your favorite comfort when you’re ill?
I get to be ill too????
Quick! Name a book you’ve recently finished reading!
Some John Grisham book about uuhhhmmmmm oh yes, Meet Theodore Boone
My philosophy is…
Don’t try to convince someone of the truth. You both know what it is.
What music should they play at your funeral? (example: Get On Up)
I honestly don’t care. I’m dead.
What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?
She sure doesn’t bring money and also don’t take them with her!
What would be an appropriate name for your car?
We call the bakkie Hendrik, based on his number plate
a ridiculous game played by immature children, who never read the rules.
How many traffic tickets have you received?
Sjoe …. Probably around 5
made the best way, at the Waffle House in Margate
Why does paper beat rock?
Words hurt more …
If at first you don’t succeed…
read the manual.
What advice would you give your younger self?
Don’t do it.
How many times have you broken your cell phone?
Once the boys thought my phone needed juice. Then just last week, in a matter of 24 hours, my phone had juice, water and colddrink. It’s still working
When I was little, I used to believe that…
it was okay. Turned out it wasn’t
Are you a glass half full or glass half empty person?
Are you drinking it or pouring in?
Which sport is the best to watch?
I will never tell anyone…
if I’ve made promise not to.
What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?
“You are the best mom. My friends aren’t as lucky as I am”
People think that I’m…
supermom but I’m not
In retrospect, do you wish you had studied harder or had more fun?
Had more fun
I’m afraid of…
seeing my kids get hurt and not being able to protect them