Thursday jokes
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt.
Seconds after going into the laundry, he shouted, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’
‘It depends,’ I replied. ‘What does it say on your shirt?’
He yelled back, ‘ University of Oklahoma .’
(And they say blondes are dumb.)
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A couple are lying in bed.
The man says, ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.’
The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…’
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‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he came out of the shower.
‘Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’
‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; and Patience to cope with his moods;
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death.
AMEN.
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder ‘Instruction Manual.’
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Evolution of the woman
Evolution of the man
Just joking guys. We still love you 😉
So hilarious. I love the “real” ones 😉
November 13, 2008 at 5:55 pm
This was a breath of fresh air. I needed a good chuckle.
November 14, 2008 at 8:02 am
LOL LOL LOL! Thanks for the laugh!
November 14, 2008 at 6:01 pm
O my goodness those are funny! Thanks for the laughs, I needed that today.
November 14, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Thanks for the laughs, needed them!
November 15, 2008 at 12:22 am
a laat happy aniversary hoor. Ek weet darem hoe om my hemp te was:)
November 16, 2008 at 10:41 am
A car bumper sticker I love: Women who seek to be like men lack ambition… actually my husband and some other male friends think that’s right!
November 25, 2008 at 5:36 am